Free legal advice?! Great! The kids next door keep lobbing balls into my front yard. My garden gnomes are broken! Can I sue?

We're not a law firm and we don't provide legal advice. If you need legal advice on your particular circumstances, you should consult a lawyer.

(Also, this isn't legal advice, but you might want to go say hello to those kids. Maybe bring them some pop and offer to ref their game. I bet they'll stop aiming at your gnomes.)